Your Socials, Done For You
Most tradies know they should be posting. Almost none of them want to. So it either doesn't happen, or it happens at 10pm as a blurry photo of a finished job with no caption. We plan, write, illustrate and publish it every week. You don't touch it.
Why most tradie social media doesn't work
Every job photo looks the same
A photo of a completed job looks identical to every other photo of a completed job. Nothing to remember, nothing to follow.
Posting is the first thing to slip
When the week gets busy, content is what gets dropped — and the gap shows.
Nothing makes you the one they call
Being seen isn't the same as being remembered when the pipe bursts.
What you get
Feast Or Famine lands where the pain is most visible: social media. We plan, write, illustrate and publish scroll-stopping posts, carousels and comic strips in the client's own voice every week — content people actually remember. Behind that front door sits the full managed growth engine that replaces the tangle of disconnected SaaS tools and offshore agencies: marketing, sales automation, and revenue analytics, built specifically for how NZ trade and services businesses operate. Instead of the owner piecing together HubSpot, a social media scheduler, and a freelance marketer who's never heard of a Kiwi summer slump, they get one local partner who sets everything up, keeps it running, and connects every post to captured leads, automated follow-up and revenue reporting. Leads stop falling through the cracks, and the business owner gets back to doing the work they're actually good at.
Weekly posts, carousels and comic strips
Written in a straight-talking Kiwi voice — your voice, not agency voice.
Recurring characters
People follow a story; they scroll past a portfolio. Characters your customers come back for.
Planned, written, illustrated, published
Not a content calendar for you to fill in. The actual work, done.
Content people remember
So when something breaks, they already know who to ring.
Frequently Asked Questions
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